Philosophical should be “why should I give a fuck?”

My pixel phone automatically marks numbers as scams. If it’s not sure, it picks up and an AI talks to them to figure out if it’s a scam, and if not, it forwards the call to me. I haven’t had a scam call get through in years

Yeah, and who said all these kids could be on my lawn???

While I agree with your scepticism initially, I worry that this is something a right wing lunatic would posture about Democrats.

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Look into it. Bioengineering is not scary, it’s just a word the some media outlets fear monger

The cubes, for 9/10 people, is single use plastic. That was actually a good change.

Ah, my mistake

After correcting for how many of those are cellphone users, then correcting for how many of those are android users, then correcting for how many of those are the plan owners, it would be considerably more.

…until you correct for the lawyers fee, then it goes back to $22.47

Vegan, cruelty free, non GMO, and many more

I remember buying a cheap 4 pack of PS1 memory cards, I think the brand was pelican? I was shocked at the deal, until my saves wouldn’t load.

Well, that’s a reasonable outcome. But I have 4! So I’ll just double save! Until both cards were defective and couldn’t load.

I know, I’ll go nuclear. 4 saves, per game, per memory card. 16 layers of redundancy. It worked. It worked beautifully, until one day when it suddenly didn’t.

75% of the way through Final Fantasy Tactics, my save failed. And then it failed again, and again, and again and again and again and again and again, until I got to the last save file, and saw the message I had been dreading.

All. 16. Saves. Corrupted.

I thought I was flexing with my magnitude of available data, but it was all for naught. Turns out it’s the quality of the data, not the quantity that matters

Bold of you to assume I can’t do both

Well actually no, I only got 7/8 and didn’t have the capitalization correct. But I appreciate your support, not only in tone but also in source material

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo or something

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I’m truly inspired by your ability to back pedal every time you’re called out on your bs. You’ve inspired me to never admit I might be wrong, despite the evidence to the contrary

You didn’t actually read the post

I’ll also take it

That’s my best guess

Desperate people do desperate things