I don’t think I have a favorite universe - especially not if I get to live as a regular person. I think I’d pick Elder Scrolls

If it’s real then the dummy who wrote this just said dinner as an example - the only way it makes sense is “my old phone was crap, I couldn’t perform basic transactions with it, so I got rid of it and with me new iPhone I no longer have issues when making purchases”

The cherry on bottom

Taxidermy is far from illegal. It’s not “Human Bone Buddies Australia”, it’s just “Bone Buddies Australia” and I’d expect anything from horse hooves to kangaroo skulls and ballsacks and whatnot. I forgot what the regulations are for human parts though, I think they have changed over the past decade or so but I’ve studied in at least two places that had real human remains as well as a vast collection of animal remains.

What she did was very, very stupid though.