Wait, if I cook a thing it can be more palatable than the raw version? What?

While I agree with the sentiment that the bill sucks, Elon Musk needs to stop being a cunt and fuck off. Don’t meddle in any country’s elections. Fade into obscurity. Noone wants you in their lives in any fucking capacity.

A decade ago if I met Elon Musk I’d have happily shook his hand. Now, I would much rather spit in his eye, slap him in the face and key his personal Tesla.

Welp

“I’m glad you’re here, Leon. It really takes the sense of danger out of this spooky corridor.”

Ah, like PirateSoftware! :D

“Ace the bots”?

Grass is green, sky is blue, and Uber is run by people I wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire.