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Dont worry. That was just misdirection. The real sauce is obviously ranch.

Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!

I thought about using my phone but I dont have unlimited data on my phone. I also dont have unlimited data at home so id run my phone and internet down faster. Phone is the real issue as its not much cell data at all per month.

I work a desk job. I cant put pirated music on my work computer or ill get fired. Only real option is a pay service.

At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life… Keep their hair or keep their erection. I’ve started shaving my head!

Or you know they have a healthy relationship and joke a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2PadOPpW8

Basically a video on the whole topic. I went last December for a wedding and had a good time but it was hell a expensive and we did the cheapest stuff. Id go back if it was cheaper. But its only gotten more expensive in the half year since.

It is a cock tail thing.

I prefer the American way of imaging year round what a vacation would be like.

Swipper no swi… Get rekt!

This is true loss.

This is what happens when you children…

I mean how would they even do that… Women are not allowed on the men’s side!

Managed Democracy!

What happens if you pour a bit of 3 different bottles into a cup, mix it up and then drink it. Which bottle do you turn into?

If you are a guy then its an easy measurement. Make an o with your finger and thumb the girth of your erect dick. That’s your dick width of pasta serving. No more. No less!

Quality post!