Actually changing Jack Sparrow to a female would be an amazing change. Why? Because it’s different.

Imagine a drunk, female Jane Sparrow sailing around having grand adventures. Throw in some cute but sexy outfits. Sign me up.

Regular reboot with some guy? Probably skipping it because it doesn’t excite me. It’s just a reboot.

Cries in MySpace.

Best porn on Lemmy?

I think if this stupid bastard makes any kind of military moves, there will be an uprising. Invading a long-standing ally is ridiculous.

Just open everything with…first of all “Fuck Trump”

What’s Reddit?

Plastic has been the best and worst invention in human existence. We need a replacement for this asap.

Proud someone else is calling this fuck by his real name. Fuck Krasnov!