In League With Seitan

Beads?

Computer… enhance!

Hortman was the house speaker prior to this year’s tie.

Jesus fuck they just reported hortman died. This is insane

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

I’m with you. I love chilis and limes, but the artificial lime flavor on chili lime flavored snacks tastes like froot loops to me.

250k, as of last Thursday

I hate being human.

I suspect Elmo thinks he’s being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he’s burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.