They were going to brief him then it got leaked and they pulled back.

My bad if it came off as aggressive.

Which is why I didn’t say I was going to do it. I just said I had the urge to do it, and admitted it was silly and weird, we’re saying the same thing.

I mean, languages evolve over time anyway. If I transported you back 200 years, you would sound like an idiot to everyone around you.

You’re so aggressive for no reason. I didn’t even remotely suggest I actually bought the TP I was just commenting on my silly thoughts. Lighten up. It has to be miserable being so miserable.

Yeah, I can get one on Amazon right now for less than $50, so I can definitely afford it with my own spending money. I really should just do it.

I want one so bad, but I can’t get the husband on board. I have considered just buying it and installing it myself via the “do it anyways and ask for forgiveness” method, but dunno if butt spray is a battle I’m willing to choose yet. I just want to convince him it’s a good idea.

Y’all are gonna roast the shit out of me, but I really have a strong urge to buy toilet paper before all the weirdos start clearing the shelves (which I am fully aware makes me one of the weirdos)

I got mine delivered, but they also had a local pickup option. The “company” is in a legal state, I lived in a different state where its not legal, they didn’t care.

But that would require effort on my part.

You’re right, I am often surprised by how some people have made it to 50-60 years old without a caretaker.

Its crazy. I used to buy edibles off someone I seen advertising on Facebook myself. They sold them on Etsy.

Can you believe it! Who knew?

People literally sell plates of food from their dirty kitchens on Marketplace. I’ve seen it, wild prices too, like $15 for a BBQ plate.

I truly don’t understand how you can be 33 and not know that jello shots typically contain alcohol, especially because they were probably expensive!

One of the oldest memes I have in the memory bank too, a meme before they were even called memes.

It also doesn’t make sense, virgin nerds notice boobs WAY more than people that are getting laid.

You’re literally just making things up so you don’t sound like a fool. Its VERY clear to anyone with critical thinking skills or who has spent more than a week on the internet that the message is “If you can’t see the titties you’re gay bro” its painfully obvious. You just want to argue with someone and picked a very stupid hill to die on.

Its not like its a new meme its been around for a decade and it has ALWAYS meant the same thing. Your nerd interpretation doesn’t make sense at all because there is no correlation between not noticing what titties look like and being a nerd, obviously nerds like titties, its not logical, you just desperately want to be angry about something right now.

Exactly! have no warrants and don’t identify themselves; they don’t even have a uniform or badges. I do not care who they say they are, anyone can say they are ICE to get into my home. Do we honestly believe that people are not going to do that? Like be real, this is a flashing beacon of hope to criminals.

You sound ridiculous, implying that being gay is bad news is exactly what homophobia is.