Exactly. Hence why he used a text-to-speech program to talk. He had a degenerative condition called ALS that took most of his motor functions. It would be very difficult for someone in that state to do something like that.

No to was? Do you even English?

No what?

Obviously I wasn’t including myself in that statement.

So, a threesome then?

(Jokes aside, nobody in this thread is even talking about Microsoft. It’s all directed at Nintendo. What the hell is up with that?)

Microsoft: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I’m firing every one of you motherfuckers so I can buy another 30 Ferrari’s.

Nintendo: We are not going to do that.

Lemmy: Fuck you, Nintendo!

You guys need to learn to take W’s where you can get them. It’s exhausting not being able to enjoy good news because you’re always angry about something.

I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of a predator in a wheelchair, mechanically speaking. Does your penis even work if your whole lower body is paralyzed? Maybe it’s better if I don’t think about it too much.

I’m not sure professor Hawking could molest anyone even if he wanted to, what with him not being able to use his legs and all.

^ Boy, that’s certainly a rare sentence I just typed.

Tbf, that’s one of the better states on workers rights issues.

…we have avatars?

Copyright laws exist to prevent confusion in the marketplace. What you want is to reform copyright laws, not abolish them.

Great, so you’re an asshole who enjoys stealing. Go fuck yourself, we’re done talking. I also like how you didn’t even address the environmental damage, but I guess you also love destroying mother Earth as well.

“People enjoy things I don’t like, therefore industrialized plagiarism and environmental homicide are ok”

Tbf, I think Nintendo might have forgotten they even had this one, seeing as they’ve neither used the mechanic nor enforced the patent since filing it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

These two were adorable together. Why did we never see her after this?

Get ready for a lot of false positives.

She’s a human being that deserves a fair trial.

Supervillains consider themselves to be superior to the common masses. Superheroes don’t see it that way. They see their power as a tool to help those who weren’t as lucky as them. The superpower lottery is a vehicle to tell the story. The moral is about how those powers are used.