Ananääs

It might but my money don’t

“I have to go feed the cat” - used this when grandma was calling and didn’t want to talk

Time to pop an antacid

As will gas

Who would even consider drinking the forbidden mouse juice?! That’s just ridiculous! * Rolling my eyes and thinking about the Tide Pod challenge in European *

Just add some sausage relish and onion and it’s perfect!

Maybe they didn’t replace the rolls in your school with clean ones and just put the dirty one back in? At least the modern towel machines don’t rotate the same roll.

They are probably the most hygienic option for public bathrooms (until the towel runs out).

Hey hey! Hear me out

Try finger but hole

“The Shocker Sandwich”

In the rabbit hole

I couldn’t decide between 'tism and ADHD, god got frustrated of me and gave a bit of both. I wish I had known foot fetish was a choice (didn’t read through the list, obviously).

manul