The fact that that was my first thought is the reason I will be touching grass for the remainder of the day.

Unauthorized is their office nickname for Musk.

It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob.

Pumpkin?

Turn down the temperature of your water heater.

Smell changed way more than taste. Most things now just smell like alien farts.

The flavour has changed for me. I adore Jägermeister now, too. Actually I enjoy a lot of “herbal” flavours since.

I know the smell of burning rubber from the before time. I kind of imagine this new flavour like biting into a soft and chewy that. Plus flower petals or whatever.

I used to have some whiskey stones until I got tired of taking a pile of rocks to the face.

Right, like I can’t explain the flavours I am accustomed to. And I can’t even explain the new one (neither before nor after). But like… good hell/bad hell? I’m going with good hell.

Ask?

I never used to like it. Then I got COVID. My taste and smell died and were resurrected one Easter morning, but all weird-like. Now I love black liquorice. Tastes like eating a tire but in a good way.

Kill Bart! Kill Bart!
Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!

People lock their doors; everyone understands.

Deezmember

Gottem!

Yes

Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

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