Aw, man, I hate seeing your name, but always love seeing that it’s you. I wish I could make it better for you.

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

I’ll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It’s too bad that we can’t have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner’s eyes roll backwards. It seems like there’s so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.