Damn those kinky high thigh vinyl boots, take forever to put on. Looks smashing in them though.

2 day room temp raw milk? That’s basically yoghurt. Or liquid shits potion

Yes, but being able to sign off every email with FFS must be satisfying!

And if you then keep it for yourself you’re an hedgehog!

Tbh just take any stock photo from image search online

She had more balls than him

So 5% is lower limit, but what is an acceptable ceiling? Asking for a dad.

We don’t hate you. We hate everyone

Buy, play for a few days, ask for refund within 14 days if don’t like

Speeding is not civil disobedience, it’s being an asshole.

Well I can be disappointed at his accidents

Every time I watch that video I die inside a bit more. I’ve been in too many meetings like that.

I am really sorry. I know how shit it feels being out of work. If you want to vent I’m here.

Can I choose cabin in the woods instead?

If that ever happen I would take it as the best compliment I’ve ever received 🫠

Adults are pretty fucking stupid too

I think you mean Jami (single m).

It’s a nice concept but I’ll try to get my xmmp server nice and secured.

Wash?