We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

But we have our freedom and that’s enough for real Americans, not those selfish sons of bitches that want a strong beautiful military and fresh healthy food. /s

The /s is unfortunately very necessary now a days.

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Egg.

All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.

The first bottle, IIRC.

Seems like you need more freedom.

And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

Pb and Ky?

You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

Oh come on. You know.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.