My primary care takes my height and weight every time I go in and I’m well below the age where people start to shrink.

Oh god, what will that guy that only eats at Sukiya do until they reopen? He’s gonna starve.

I didn’t realize how raspberries propagated until after I’d planted it in my tiny bed. The fucker spends every spring plotting world domination.

Also catnip, but with catnip there’s a 50% chance neighborhood cats will show up and roll on it until it dies.