That’s true in theory, but if you talk about megameters to a European you’ll get very weird looks.

An engineer will understand what you mean, but still laugh at you.

But it’s a non-issue for anything on earth, where you’ll have 40.000 kilometers at most. Not a lot of time is spent talking about x thousand kilometer.

Any notion that a kilometer is “too small” is laughable.

My plan B is to think of a plan C as fast as I can

This one is much better!

Edit: Playing round a bit more with the tool, Your point is proven. The distance between Dutch and Afrikaans is lower. Only 2. Yet that’s considered different languages.

That doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a native Dutch speaker, I have little issue understanding Flemish. Afrikaans is clearly closely related too, but definitely harder to understand.

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

I tried to do that some time ago, but got bored of weighing everything. Is taking a picture generally enough to estimate weights and stuff? I remember it made a lot of difference if a salad has an oil dressing for example, or how much peanut butter you put on a sandwich.

Sounds like a tamagotchi, but for keeping yourself alive :)

How does it track calories consumed? Or isthat something you do seperately?

My watch face is always analog, but that’s mostly because it’s an analog watch.

What’s the added value of a smart watch here?

The first time I saw this meme I was laughing so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Also known as the “fuck everyone not in a car”-setting

There’s more than one via ferrata.