Sounds like a skill issue. Just need to be careful how you wash it, don’t leave it wet and re-season every now and then. None of that takes any more time than going to the shop to replace the teflon pan that’s gotten chipped.

If it’s looked after, lasts several lifetimes

As a Brit… … yeah actually

Better late than never

Still doesn’t stop them being used against you. If they’re published by “choice” I think that’s easier on the soul, if still painful.

You guys took James Corden off our hands for years, seems only fair.

Meh, it’s just software

Maybe I’m lacking imagination here, but how exactly would… …

“I’m planting landmines on my own land, which would only go off if someone decides to invade”

NOT be defence?