Onions Sliced Thin

I’m still waiting for how this trade war is a good thing. Should we be celebrating this “win?”

Viva Cascadia.

“It’s an original Justin Case. Like Vera Wang, but just in case.”

Maybe if he wore a sign saying, “I am a bought-and-paid-for Russian agent,” two or three Republicans might object? I mean, we all know his base won’t care.

The proof of that fact can be found in things like the Pepys diary. Dude was stoked about his cool watch, and his dalliance with an actress.

How about a taco?

See? Criminiminiminal activity!

Authenticated cheese is the answer to the question, “what is the blockchain really good for, other than laundering money?”