You forgot Israel

Bunch of out-of-touch lizards, basking in mediocrity.

TIL Garland and Schumer are just lusty argonian maids. It really, REALLY makes sense all of a sudden.

“What?! There’s brown people there? BOMB THEM!!1!”

He jaywalked once in '97, so obviously he’s a war criminal that just wants slaughter.

“All seeing, all knowing, all powerful, and just can’t handle money!”