You realise I am picturing Voldemort doing this with Harry and Hagrid staring at him in slight disbelief.

That would have made the Battle of Privet Drive a very different fight. And slightly more entertaining.

And now I am picturing this entire speech being done about Mad-Eye…

“This is an ex Auror!!”

Or put the “customers” at the start of the sentence.

So – “Customers, we are now approaching Leeds where this train terminates”

I mean you could literally arrange the words ANY other way and it would be better.

Just put a comma between the “terminates” and the “customers”

(smirk)

Maybe later. Right now I am bursting into “loathing” from Wicked on another thread, so – you know – I’ll have to get back to you :)

are you just begging me to correct that? Because when someone says “That’s what you say” in the context of “the son of god” I just want to burst into the confrontation with Caiaphas. (Not that I know it all by heart – that would just be worrying and not of the natural order).

To be fair – it is about cats. It’s not like it’s about dogs. Or trains. Or horribly disfigured men who lurk under the Paris Opera House. Or the Son of God.

But a professional one.