written by Jesus on punchcards

I just want to say thank you for that line, it’s beautiful. I’m absolutely going to steal it.

A lot of women don’t want to sit on the toilet seat, for fear they’ll get dirty or “catch something”, so they hover and proceed to pee all over the toilet seat. Also men’s toilets usually don’t get exposed to menstrual blood and products. I can absolutely believe women’s toilets are way more disgusting than men’s.

This bittern erasure will not stand! Not only are they also mostly neck:

They’re also fucking hilarious:

It’s not about money, it’s about power and control.

I think the fundamental difference between that experiment and the “suicide capsules” vs the death penalty is that in the *former the people going into it are doing so willingly. I imagine people undergoing the same procedure involuntarily will probably resist, hold their breath, panic, do whatever they can to sabotage the process, etc. The reason this method is rarely used to euthanise pets is precisely because of this - the animals get stressed (as many often do at the vet where they need to be for the procedure) panic, react, and it takes way longer than it should as a result.

Edit: edited for clarity

Fuck this noise, go vote.