Dude went dumpster diving for a name. It’s not theft if they’re throwing it away. One woman’s trash is another man’s treasure.

I thought mayor was a partisan position in every US city. If fact, in the US every elected position is a partisan position, even the rare ones that officially aren’t.

Took me way too long to get that.

People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.

If I recall correctly, the follow up was the same person complaining about being painfully constipated for several days.

It’s been a while, so I must have exaggerated it in my mind. Three days certainly sounds more plausible.

Took me a bit to realize, but that’s a facepalm gesture.

Quick! Somebody call Trump’s attention to what happened. That petty bastard would ram new investigations through ASAP.