Literally the only thing these giant companies will listen to.

Let me know when you can participate in a genuine conversation without exclusively regurgitating tiktok phrases!

It’s weird that it’s completely necessary for every single person to make that choice! Also, the kind of people that actually parent and don’t just unleash their loud, hyperactive child on strangers don’t get memes made about them.

Source: I was a loud, hyperactive child, but I was taught respect, consideration, and made to follow rules.

With that face and those fuzzy paws?? She’s cute and she knows it! If it wasn’t you, she’d just find another sugar-human. 🤷‍♂️

I just did. If you get any text messages about your upcoming penis surgery tomorrow, know it’s legit! (Are they removing one, or adding one? Doesn’t matter, I’m sure they’ll figure it out…)

Whoa woah whoa, that’s not completely true, Mr President! In addition, empathetic people don’t like you, workers don’t like you, lawful people don’t like you, honest people don’t like you, minorities don’t like you, good people don’t like you…

AccuWeather wants to know my location! ❤️

Eat it, virgins!

I can’t see specifics of what they sell without “signing in”? Fuck that.

Freak. I don’t even have a preference! It basically depends on whichever arm is closest to the zipper on the bodybag.

This reads like parodsy.

It’s “Banksy”, btw…

It sure sucks that these public fucking servants have to answer questions, what an annoyance! There are real child rapists and traffickers out there, just like Epstein. And there are real victims, who had their lives destroyed. Think of them when we pursue the truth and try to get justice…

That’s no moon…

… What!?

I think I misheard them. ☹️ I’ve been heating up tubes for years!

It’s the cigarette burns that still hurt the next day for me, personally.

I have never. In my life. Seen a Harris hat. I’m sure they exist, but I haven’t seen people actually wearing them!

Some real “bootstraps” vibes…

he allegedly slipped illegal drugs into his granddaughters’ ice cream.

Yokeley himself was seen placing the pills into both of the girls’ treats.

It happened. Unless the reporters received wrong information (which happens), he absolutely committed the crime, which is a felony. So no, he wasn’t just “making a scene”, and his intent doesn’t matter, because again, those drugs could have still ended harming those children.

But I did edit my comment to clarify that he attempted to drug them, or at least there was the risk of that happening accidentally…

They’re… drugs. So yes, he (intended) to drug them. Who gives a fuck what the exact composition is?

These illegal stimulants could have harmed and even killed them. He put them in their ice cream, neither they nor their parents were aware and didn’t consent to consuming the pills. Even if he intended to “catch” it, a million different things could have prevented that. He gambled with those girls’ lives to create a fake political enemy. If he had done that to my kids, I would have had to resist retaliating against him, and I’m not even a parent!