Remember, a garden will do you more good than a gun.

The place has been described to me as an oppressive shithole similar to North Korea. I know nothing else about it.

Carpenter here, this is correct. If I showered only in the morning, I’d develop an acne problem and mess up my sheets. I would live in pretty serious discomfort in my evenings, dusty and sticky. Showering morning and night would be fine, but morning only would be extremely nasty. You can’t do that with a dirty job unless you are an absolute creature.

Retiarius, because cheap tricks are fun.

Problem is, it’s not even funny anyway. Just a super basic version of the most tired stereotype in the public conscious. Ha ha Jew stingy. Okay.

Oh no, what the fuck is this?

PellMySmenis

Solid contender for a Jabba the Hutt sentence again right here

Susan, please

Affordable housing

I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.

We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer’s Bazaar of Affordable Memes

Nah, both sexes and also the intermediate types span the whole spectrum in real life. I think my wife is more direct and uncomplicated than I am tbh.

Twelve is the best number.

Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

I still remember being told that in high school, and at 35 I can say with reasonable confidence that it was in fact the worst part of my life, not the best. Fuck you Mr. Ford, you were wrong, and you were an asshole, and if I can ever be arsed to locate your grave, I’ll piss on it.

Nah, it’s like a multi-tool situation. Does every kind of sexual but isn’t very good at any of them.

Brotip: The Depot isn’t even cheap, it’s just bad. At least in my region, framing lumber from small-time lumber yards is like 2-4% cheaper than the same stuff at a Home Depot or Lowe’s, while simultaneously being considerably better stock. I get custom orders like doors and windows faster and cheaper too. I saved a couple hundred bucks on a flooring project by skipping the Depot a few weeks back.

Fuck the box stores. Slow, expensive, and bad. They have nothing left but brand recognition.

The peaceful protests are more of a gathering point than the whole solution. You gotta show up to the convention first if you want to be invited to a cosplay orgy or find that guy with the good LSD again, so to speak.

2 is definitely the best-machined. Quality manufacturing right there.