And she tried to kill my mistress’ baby in its crib

RDR2 <-> R2D2

Was expecting Fargo, but was pleasantly surprised to find Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Successful de-Russianing by mine

Did he garrotte himself?

I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!

How much of that will go straight to the CCP in the form of interest payments on Belt and Road loans?

I can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a PR spin.

I imagine the conversation going something like this:

"Holy shit, the Ukrainians almost hit the presidential helicopter. This makes us look real bad.

Okay, here’s what we do. We tell everybody that it was us, and it was totally on purpose so they don’t realize how close the Ukrainians came to winning the war"

He also turned the camp counselor’s face blue, and got a pumpkin stuck on his so-called friend’s head

They’re not going to “force” you to work. You always have the option of just starving to death.

*lacist

If we’re talking about a focus group specifically comprised of regular fast food consumers, you’re already kinda pre-selecting for the lowest common denominator.

No surprise that this segment would have lower education overall

Top right straight up looks like Charles Manson

Jesus… You could tell me this was an inbred family, and I would believe you.

“Well fuck screw that!”

Not to mention we would have lost so many fewer lives to Man-bear-pig

Shit, did I miss 3?

I was in the bathroom…

They’re trying to make you associate these people with the known phrase of “homegrown terrorist” without actually accusing them of terrorism.