If I had a nickel for every time Israel did something that got the US and Soviet Union to agree on something to the detriment of Israel, I’d have (at least) two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened (at least) twice.

I’d love to have Oblivion replace Skyrim.

My favorite “What if the Nazis won?” timeline I ever heard was basically “Hey, remember Dunkirk? What if the weather was clear during that? Well…”

The guy basically says there was no way Germany could actually win the war, not with any kind of realistic change, like, you can’t just change Hitler to not be crazy, but changing the weather for a few days would make a difference, but only so that Germany wins against Britain really early and is able to focus 100% on Russia, eventually beating them, finally having won all the wars it had going on at the moment… until America declares war and drops nukes on them and yeah…

Still, love the whole “Yeah, no, they can’t ever actually win, no matter what you change.”

This is why no one can find anything on Google anymore, they don’t know how to google shit.

Good luck with that. People won’t be willing to do a strike, at least not for any length of time that would make a real difference.

And it will continue to do nothing. Until the violence starts, nothing will change.

People like RFK are preventable.

Democrats won’t abandon their centrist positions as long as the Clintons live. If voters want a party to represent them, they need to get rid of the current ones.

Thing is, I know I am a Mid player of any competitive game I actually get into. COD/Halo I was always middle of the board, a relatively 1-1 k/d ratio so nothing great but not dragging my team down, so I knew when someone was just better than me or when BS was going on, and I definitely knew when my team fucking sucked. If I was at the top of the board for my team, my team was ASS, I am not good enough to be up that high with a competent team.

Now, I just don’t play PVP stuff, only PVE, but my teams still fucking suck. I hate carrying a team who can’t do their jobs.

Again, keep ALL of them in your car, then you’d need to forget like 36 times in a row before it comes a problem.

Pretty sure it should say “Every time one of my citizens dies of starvation, I do one push-up”

Nah, that’s when you go “OK, why don’t we combine your name so it’s easier, so we’ll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?”

Keep one in your back seat at all times, keep another in your trunk, then remember to bring one every time you go to the store. If you forget, you have the one in the back seat, just put a new one there later. If you forget to do that, you got the trunk backup, just replace that later.

Wanna get real fun? Keep all of your reusable bags in the trunk.

Don’t worry, next time around we won’t be voting with ballots. We’ll be voting with something a lot more effective at removing Nazis from power.

They also get really mad if you tell them Soccer is a British word for Association Football. It’s like they hate their own slang but don’t want to admit that their slang is stupid.

I only had an account explicitly to follow a small set of NSFW creators who only posted to Twitter and nowhere else, so yeah, pretty easy to let go of that.

I got perma-banned for saying that the US Military won’t give a shit about what is happening because they only care if it involves bombing muslims. The “reason” they gave was that I was promoting hate-speech somehow.

When Twitter-man did the salute, I deleted my old account (hadn’t used it in years anyway) When Facebook-man said “no more fact checking,” I deleted my old facebook (only kept it to keep in contact with, like, 2 people) When Tumblr-man banned the porn, I deleted my tumblr (you can guess why I had it) When Reddit-man said he wants to paywall the biggest subs, I deleted my reddit (also got banned but I prefer to say I did it for a better reason)

I won’t have to go into the office, doesn’t mean I won’t be putting in work.

I used to enjoy trying to come up with silly emojis back in the day. I always enjoyed the annoyed Kirby: t(-_-)>