We had them in the first half, but we lost it on the second.

I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

Wow, rude