The left: “Excuse me, I don’t want to be rude, but can we please have the basic essentials like healthcare, education and a higher minimum wage that most Europeans take for granted?”

Democrat centrists: pepper sprays you and runs away screaming bloody murder

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These welfare queen red states would turn into Somalia in short order. If I can’t make it back to a blue state before the borders close I’m going to fucking kill myself.

From my perspective it’s punching back. But there are always exceptions to the rule. My philosophy is “give respect, get respect”, not “viciously slander and exclude outsiders until they break yet somehow still feel entitled to their kindness and expect them to suck you off and inflate your already over-inflated ego”.

You have ascended to heaven. If you ever feel stressed, just remember that the people you left behind are still playing in the mud and catching exotic third world diseases.

Insular, gossipy, ugly, unintelligible, poorly dressed crazy religious dumbfucks and normal humans who actually have empathy and can accept their town gaining new residents without throwing a redneck tantrum about it every day while said new resident occupies free real estate in their moldy swamp brains.

After being forced to move from California to a dumbass backward southern shithole state because my family moved here and I had nowhere else to go, I got arrested for smoking a LEGAL hemp preroll I bought from a gas station. My mugshot was posted all over the internet and the only way to get it removed from those sites is to prove I was acquitted. Beyond infuriating and ridiculous. But the people here and their nasty gossipy passive aggressive cliquish ways drive me up a fucking wall more than anything. I had to get sober in case they drug test me at court, and they’ve delayed my court date like 5 times now. The arrest was in November and it’s been pushed back to late September. I think they’re stalling because I hired a good lawyer and these idiot cops just want to hurt me for their own pleasure. And now I wouldn’t dare buy anything since this shithole third world joke of a state just passed a new law making possession of hemp flower, vapes and edibles over 10mg THC a FELONY with up to TEN YEARS in prison. Get this, the law goes into effect July 1st, but enforcement on retail establishments won’t begin until Jan 1st 2026 so there will undoubtedly be some unlucky people who have their lives ruined by something that can still be sold everywhere until then. I’m in hell.

The Rise of Zohran the Destroyer

How about “Can partake while driving through a legal weed state instead of waking up hungover” oh wait this country is stupid AF.

“Weed the people” should be the official slogan for federal cannabis legalization.

If it’s a choice between hollowing out the billionaire population or the middle class, I choose the billionaires.

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The artist who made the original painting was named Francisco Goya.

The first person that popped up when I clicked it was a freed Jan 6th rioter. Fucking disgusting. This awful administration is a disgrace filled with traitors and cowards.

Why do these thugs always strike a pose when there’s a camera? Crossing their arms, crossing their legs, leaning back as if they’re Clint Eastwood. Fucking cosplayers, all of them.

As Americans we have no choice in the matter. We’re forced to power the empire like the human batteries in The Matrix in order to survive. And just like in the movie, we’re born into a prison that we can’t smell or taste or touch. We truly are the most propagandized people in history.

I live in a red state shithole unfortunately, after having spent a good portion of my life in California. I’m not entirely convinced that the majority of people here aren’t demons wearing human skin. Fucking ghouls without souls.

Judge rules red state shithole has been violating vulnerable people’s rights and harming them for decades, as red state shitholes always do.