I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

I’m fine with that. I mean, bodies aren’t really people anymore. The people part flickers out to nothingness, leaving the meat husk.

But on a serious note, how good is venison? Fucking delicious. You ever make chili with it? Goddamn backstrap chili. Like eating heaven.

I only eat meat that consents. Anybody want to come over for dinner? Coincidentally, you’ll have to sign a waiver.

My slaughterhouse uses radon. The meat makes my testicle feel funny, and we throw up a lot. And I haven’t had hair in years. But it’s cheap! And so tender.

Loss will never not be funny.

They’ll also become Air BnB’s! I’d say some other solutions are to ban Air BnB. Everybody moves out of tourist areas leaving a ghost town with no restaurants, shops, or nightlife for the tourists. Or, decrease the global population until there is no housing crisis with the Thanos glove thing. Snap, snap, snap.

Right? I’ll talk about my salary all you want. I think it’s great to know where you stand against others when negotiating for a new job or a raise. Especially since unions aren’t really a thing in my profession.

Don’t talk about my penis. If I want you to know, you’ll know.

I don’t have time to mess around with Arch or customizing things. I tried a couple live boots and went with Mint. Spent 2 hours picking a theme, wallpaper, and menu icon. Boom, done.

Hell yeah. FreeCAD is awful. I use NX for work, and will do my personal stuff on there as well. It’s all just for me, I dont sell anything. But I would still love to use my own PC for it. FreeCAD is absolutely unusable.

Well, that’s why you get the tag protectors!

A plague upon humanity.

Beanie babies were beanie babies for millennials. I still have some.

Oh snap, just giving out personal information over here. Ill have to edit that in a minute.

It’s non-functioning industrial trash that was upcycled into a decorative lamp.