BootyEnthusiast

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?

I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.

So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

Boot Liquor became a MASSIVE source of family drama during a fishing tournament around 2008 or so.

We were tooting along in our boat, fishing the morning away when I decided to put Boot Liquor on.

Classics such as “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking” and “If I ain’t drunk, then I ain’t drinking” were well received.

Then “Kiss You Down There” by Hackenshaw Boys came on, and my grandfather started to get VISIBLY angry about the content of the song. Him and my uncle started arguing about how it’s just a silly song and that his 20 year old grandsons were perfectly fine listening to it.

Gramps was having none of it and flicked a cigarette butt at my uncle and all hell broke loose.

We lost 4 fishing rods during the scuffle, swallowed up by the merciless lake.

This didn’t happen

I’m just here for the perjury

Bjork is 100% into dog buttholes

Both literally and figuratively…

I want to >!fuck!< that mouse

I like to imagine that Jared Leto refers to himself in the third person.

“Jared Leto doesn’t like plum jelly”

Or

“Jared Leto thinks Alf is overrated, but still watchable”

Realistically, what would fucking a bear be like?

I’ve never seen bears fuck, so I don’t know what to expect.

Came here for Terry McGinnis

One time my girlfriend floated the idea of “bee play” with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn’t want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.

It’s VERY clear that the devs ADORE Bloodborne specifically. They have literally every mechanic that game has, even how backsteps change your attacks.

It also runs incredibly well considering how visually crisp and clear the game looks.

Because planes that aren’t moving aren’t generating money. And airlines inherently are NOT catering to the Uber rich. The Uber rich have their OWN planes and jets.

A trucking company by comparison has much more to lose if something doesn’t ship on time, especially if contracted with high value or time sensitive goods.

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

Urgent