Love this band!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu5TaLG2Hw would also fit. (Yes, the undead are definitely queer)

Ceci n’ est pas une image.

Mailed advertisements should be opt-in. So wasteful to begin with. I don’t care about old people who need this to go shopping because they can’t use a computer to save their lives. Get a subscription and leave me alone because I won’t want it.

Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.

Given that person already found a new job, if they plan to keep it for long, the previous company’s record won’t be useful anymore.

Remember to press the power button (!)

I would even say: Big talk > small talk

I do that too!
I also alias ... to cd ../... I’ll be honest, I often forget to do it, but in theory it can speed things up.

You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.

So you’re saying I should stop being delusional and just give up already? Gotcha

And an emergency food reserve!

Don’t forget religion and “whiteness” too!
To be fair it is (was) actually racism by all definitions since French Canadians were not considered white until the seventies/eighties.