Skipper is good ol’ fashioned Debian.

Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.

Kowalski uses Arch btw

Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?

Never seen a shower thought this motivational before. brb gonna go fail.

Then do something like Fedora Server, which gives you a web GUI after a guided graphical setup. More user-friendly than ssh and managing everything through the terminal (though you can certainly still do that)

demonctl stop hellfire
demonctl disable hellfire
demonctl enable regular-fire
demonctl start regular-fire

demonctl set --force body-type=human horns=2 eyes=2 tongue=forked skin=red
demonctl add --object electric-guitar
demonctl speak "play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

I’d say instead of just “using a flashlight”, you’re “following a plan in which the first step is to get a flashlight.” And you’re fine if you’re wrong and there wasn’t a cat there in the first place

Only here to hate MSG on a burger. Regular salt is better for the flavor imo.

I noticed that before I noticed the… other mistake.

We’re all getting L’s rn

Wrong movie, same spirit.

Schrödinger’s versioning: you don’t know if it’s stable or not until you observe something breaking.