

No one.
No one.
You’re absolutely right. The issues most important to you are just as important as everyone else’s issues and must be given equal weight in every online comment.
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
Sheeran Showerin’… with a corn dog?
To be fair, most of the others aren’t any better. They just don’t fool themselves into thinking they should be nice.
You’re thinking of Barkinson’s disease.
You’re absolutely right. I hadn’t considered the very distinct possibility that the car’s junk was not in the trunk. That’s on me.
Slapping him in the dick is hardly equal. Opposite, maybe. But not equal.
Strike that, reverse it.
It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
My matrices wear Hilbert Pants
Corneal knowledge.
Conservatives invented censorship.
I see what you did there.
I have an extra chromosome. Do you want it?
What?