21Cabbage

Damn… What a simple and easy thing to have fucked up.

PRESCHOOL? PRESCHOOL? I’M NOT A FAN OF NON-EDIBLE ORNAMENTS ON MY MEALS AND I’M ALMOST 30.

Acting like a dead pedophile was going to grant wishes for you was easily the stupidest part of modern American politics anyway.

I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

The way it’s still looking at you…

I’d bet $50 that there’s literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

You see, I sat here in my back yard smoking a joint and piecing this one out for probably 3 minutes and the answers in the comments.

I just got a spare vest from the security department, I could totally costume change into an ICE agent if I wanted…

The unsettling stare into the camera makes it.

That’s a great lore idea, microbial pokemon.

Presumably so Trump doesn’t have to make his own hurricane maps with a sharpie anymore?

Cool with new sales being banned but as far as the existing ones go it’s kind of a whatever for me. Sure it’s a touch louder but we use an electric in this neighborhood and the blower part is plenty loud too. As far as emissions go I’m sure they’re dirty as shit but it’s probably not even the worst offender as far as landscaping equipment goes and in the big picture is probably meaningless. If people want to keep the old gassers going as long as they can before buying an electric I don’t really give a shit.

Nothing of theirs comes to mind that you’d even have to dye in the first place, hell half their products could probably be used as a dye.

Gonna take a swing and say corruption fetish is probably about taking a ‘pure’ individual (Christian fundamentalist or similar, presumably) and making them as degenerate as you.

Oh I could say worse but I think that little tidbit gives you a general vibe.

My mom’s boyfriend’s house is clockwork orange themed… I don’t really talk to that side of the family anymore.

That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

They’re still convinced they got cheated out of victory by liberals.