Trailblazing Braille Taser

Chart showing average height, but incorrectly scales the entire person instead of just the height, …

The sin committed here was that the y axis began at something other than zero. If you scaled just their height without fixing the y axis, everyone except the Dutch would look like little clay men getting squished by a hydraulic press.

Because that’s how typography works? Why do you capitalize the first letter in each of your sentences?

A moist towelette, that’s all you’ll get

Because it’s not illegal?

Err, future knowledge might count as material non-public information.

How would this be any different from more people existing in the world? These AGIs still need to eat (err, consume electricity). Or are you assuming they’ll be superior intelligences and thus disruptive?

I know that free will doesn’t exist and I wouldn’t choose to have it any other way

I’m not an engineer, I don’t know how it works. I can touch the transparent window without getting burned, so it appears the window is insulated.

Maybe it works like this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insulated_glazing

I hate when the dishwasher says it’s low on cyan gnomes, but I can see them right there

My oven is super insulated, yet it still has a window

It still blows my mind that a plant is illegal. One with medicinal uses, no less. What will they think of next? Banning sunshine?

On that note, I suspect that a 25% tax is cheaper by far than the cost of building out state of the art silicon fab on US soil, plus the additional cost of paying Americans to do the manufacturing/assembly. Would you rather buy an iPhone for $1250 or $4000?

Also, her pants wouldn’t fade into nothingness but on second thought I think the artist did the right thing…

I’m not convinced the author of this meme knows what “fungible” means

I’m disturbed that an elevator is running a desktop OS. How did this happen? Did they never hear of microcontrollers?

Have you considered that

(a) documentaries do not need actors, and

(b) if they did, the last black man earth could star as himself?

The fact she even answered the question is damning, then on top of it, that’s the answer she picked.

A watched pot always boils?

They must keep their mouths open more than normal frogs just so they can see. Poor creatures.

• Take your age
• Multiply by e^iπ
• Add your age
• Divide by 10
• Take a card, any card
• Add the number of years you’ve been alive
• Hand me the card
• Is this your card?

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