Debian: the bookworm (heh), and the one who does everyone’s homework.

Fedora: the popular rich girl.

Arch: the insufferable geeky nerd who reminds the teacher about the homework.

Mint: the new kid.

ChromeOS: the one who is desperately trying to fit in and be cool.

Manjaro: the one who vapes in the bathrooms.

Ubuntu: Tries to be like the bookworm, but reads comics instead of novels.

Gentoo: the perfectionist who insists on doing every part of the group project.

LFS: the principal.