• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    2 hours ago

    Plus, you fire a shot, move the barrel selector switch, half-cock the hammer, prime the pan from your Louis Vuitton gunpowder pouch because you’re the prettiest princess, close the pan, full cock the action, and die of gangrene from the stab wounds you’ve been receiving this whole time from Mooks Who Jumped You 2 and 3.