No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.
Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.
There’s some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
I don’t… I don’t think we want youths buying those used
To a lesser extent, I don’t think we want anyone else doing so, either.
Jesus christ that’s really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn’t think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it
That is a very expensive prank.
Edit: Also…I wonder which of those two took it home.
Principal Victoria says she’s taking it in as evidence.
Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?
Well…taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
Dildo like that is what, $200?
The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
Wikipedia reports this Ohio school enrolled 1837 students in the 2023 school year, making the senior class size approximately 459 students.
If every single one of them thought this would be funny, they could each chip in ~$1.31.
Lunch money well spent
Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless
