For me, it’s more of a “Get up Trinity. Get. Up.”
Wiggle your big toe…wiggle your big toe…
Same
wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn
Telling myself “Don’t be a bitch” with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don’t want to do than it would be if I were normal.
I promise myself I won’t cry…promise broken.
I’m stealing your idea.
Most mornings I wake up and say fuck immediately, in different inflections depending on the day.
My first word every morining is usually “Izzy!” likely followed by “Shut up” or “Calm down.” Because she’s going ballistic that I’m not 45 minutes early with her breakfast.
Up and at them!
Up and atom!
I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day
Open one eye a crack and say “Yeah, naw.”
come on rusty! It’s time to get/give up!