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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Ah, ah, ah, yeah!

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Ah, ah, ah, yeah!

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    For me, it’s more of a “Get up Trinity. Get. Up.”

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      Wiggle your big toe…wiggle your big toe…

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      Same

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    wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

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    Telling myself “Don’t be a bitch” with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don’t want to do than it would be if I were normal.

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      I promise myself I won’t cry…promise broken.

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      I’m stealing your idea.

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    Most mornings I wake up and say fuck immediately, in different inflections depending on the day.

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      https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx4sbcSm7OsDrhm8aNl0YsbVM8P7-PX4Gp

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      My first word every morining is usually “Izzy!” likely followed by “Shut up” or “Calm down.” Because she’s going ballistic that I’m not 45 minutes early with her breakfast.

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    Up and at them!

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      Up and atom!

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    I lie to myself and say, let’s go its gonna be a great day

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    Open one eye a crack and say “Yeah, naw.”

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    come on rusty! It’s time to get/give up!

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