FBI: Mr. Homan, I hope we can *wink-wink* do business together. [drops enormous duffel bag on desk]. What do you say? *wink* *tch* *finger-guns*
Homan: [unzips bag, rustles through bricks of hundreds] Mmm. Yes.
FBI: of course, not everything may be as squeaky clean as our nanny-state overlord government would like.
Homan: Hm? Oh! Yeah, don’t worry. Just let me know which human trafficking construction-firm-front you want the millions of taxpayer dollars to go to. Ha ha ha.
FBI: Ha ha ha.
FBI: So, you’re in, right? You’ll accept this bribe to break the law and steal taxpayer money?
Homan: [on phone with strip club] Huh? Oh, yeah yeah. Thanks for the bribe. Okay I gotta head out.
(Ten months later . . . )
Fascist’s Bungling Idiots: Eh, close it. He’s fine. Lol.
FBI: Mr. Homan, I hope we can *wink-wink* do business together. [drops enormous duffel bag on desk]. What do you say? *wink* *tch* *finger-guns*
Homan: [unzips bag, rustles through bricks of hundreds] Mmm. Yes.
FBI: of course, not everything may be as squeaky clean as our nanny-state overlord government would like.
Homan: Hm? Oh! Yeah, don’t worry. Just let me know which human trafficking construction-firm-front you want the millions of taxpayer dollars to go to. Ha ha ha.
FBI: Ha ha ha.
FBI: So, you’re in, right? You’ll accept this bribe to break the law and steal taxpayer money?
Homan: [on phone with strip club] Huh? Oh, yeah yeah. Thanks for the bribe. Okay I gotta head out.
(Ten months later . . . )
Fascist’s Bungling Idiots: Eh, close it. He’s fine. Lol.