Holy Shit! A lawbreaker? What about the Epstein files?

FBI: Mr. Homan, I hope we can *wink-wink* do business together. [drops enormous duffel bag on desk]. What do you say? *wink* *tch* *finger-guns*

Homan: [unzips bag, rustles through bricks of hundreds] Mmm. Yes.

FBI: of course, not everything may be as squeaky clean as our nanny-state overlord government would like.

Homan: Hm? Oh! Yeah, don’t worry. Just let me know which human trafficking construction-firm-front you want the millions of taxpayer dollars to go to. Ha ha ha.

FBI: Ha ha ha.

FBI: So, you’re in, right? You’ll accept this bribe to break the law and steal taxpayer money?

Homan: [on phone with strip club] Huh? Oh, yeah yeah. Thanks for the bribe. Okay I gotta head out.

(Ten months later . . . )

Fascist’s Bungling Idiots: Eh, close it. He’s fine. Lol.

Tom Homan is so damn dumb he can’t even see an FBI setup. If anybody should know a police sting operation when he sees one, it’s a former pig.

Then again, who’s surprised: when you stare into this guy’s eyes, you feel like you’re looking at a 15W buib in an empty fridge…

If conservatives were actually worried about crime in DC, they should prioritize looking into Taco and every single person around him.