• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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      Our black box threat assessment and management AI has determined you are a risk to our corporation. Thank you for applying, this information has been sent to our ten thousand employment partners so they will know this when you apply for your convenience.

      We regret that we, or any of our partner agencies which represent every major employer, will not be able to hire you at this or anytime in the future.