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    Man America really does look like a complete fucking joke to the rest of us here in Europe.

    I just wish the clown show would stop affecting us all too.

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    So individuals and corps can buy VISA with this trump card? $1M per person? Who gets the money? Trump?!

    And with $5M you can buy 270 day tax free VISA. That sounds fucking insane, come to us and move billion worth of assets and pay zero taxes. Jeesus fucking christ

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    Why does it look like an Apple ad from 25 years ago tho? Like exactly. You should be able to buy a PowerMac G3 at the bottom. Weird.

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    Reminds me of President Biff in Back to the Future 2 ruling from his hot tub in the penthouse of his gaudy casino.

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    Jesus Christ. Am I in a Paul Verhoeven satire about the rise of fascism in the US?

    Buy the golden Pedo gold card for a chance to live in a falling democracy!

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      They’ve all been fired and replaced with sycophants.

      He literally said he’d do that on day 1. Half the country tried to warn everyone, and the other half cheered him on.

      Now we’re here.

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    Mr. President is there a reason it’s called the gold card, and not the shitty way that foreigners can buy a citizenship card?

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      How long after the program goes live til someone with a card printer starts massaging printing these and handing them out to fight ice?

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    Anyone notice how long it took for that one image to paint? Thing must be like 70MB. Far beit for me to expect any amount of web optimisation from this admin