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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

It's finally here!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    5 hours ago

    I’ve been playing it wrong all these years!

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads “Flowering Planter 7in Ass” and it gets me every time.

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    10 hours ago

    Cleaning the spit trap is a shitty pain in the ass with this one…

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    13 hours ago

    Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      13 hours ago

      A la Roland the Farter.

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        A jump, a whistle and a fart simultaneously? Sounds like an Olympic sport.

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    11 hours ago

    Sounds Boschian.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?

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    15 hours ago

    One time at band camp

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      (Ok, it’s a transverse flute)

      • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        Longitudinal > Transverse 😉

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    I thought they just called it the oboe

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    If only Le Pétomane had one of these.

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      13 hours ago

      Fun fact, his last name was Pujol.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    I’m proficient at that

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    16 hours ago

    Is this like a rusty trombone?

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    22 hours ago

    I heard OP play. They stink.

  • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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    Toot-toooooot!

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      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        I didn’t think I’d get so much use out of this a week ago HOLES IS HOLES

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      TenForward is leaking expanding.

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        Probably both

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          Both indeed

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    When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!

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      *asspiece

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