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A man stops at a kiosk and reads the headlines, every day.
the salesman asks what he’s looking for.
“I’m looking for the obituaries”
Salesman:“you have to buy the newspaper to see the obituaries”
“not the one I’m looking for”
Can’t wait for the virtue signalling and SOBBING from the right when Trumpert dies from heart failure. That shit is going to be PRIME.
I have an expensive bottle of champagne I’m going to pop when I read that headline
“You need to show more RESPECT 😭 he was your PRESIDENT 😱😡💩💩 THANK you president Trump for fucking our economy to the moon and for making everyone hate each other!!!1 we are SO GRATEFUL 🙏🙏💒💒”
Oh come on, you’ve seen his droopy face, right? It could easily be a second stroke that tanks him over a heart attack.
Gallons of piss…
I literally have party decorations and days off secured for Putin. Likely going to be the biggest party of 21st century when that shitstain disappears
God that’s based. 🤞🤞praying it happens for you
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Time to bring back Harlem Shake.
My aunt died in 2013. At the funeral, my cousin (her stepson) suggested that we all make a “Harlem Shake” video to put on Farcebook. I wasn’t sure if he wanted to include my aunt in it or not.
Hahahaha, that is absolutely fucked and I love it 😅 On another note, may she rest in peace.
there’s something timeless about giving them the ol’ long distance poop sacking
