What do warmongers and strongmen chat about? Living forever, of course.

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    Put yourself through traumatic surgery and then load yourself up with immune suppressants in a world that’s gonna develop more and more pandemics.

    …do it. Do it do it do it.

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Traumatic surgery, sure.

      But I assume the plan is to build replacement organs with your own dna, not transplants from donors.

      • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 hours ago

        They’re dictators and wealthy psychopaths.

        They don’t need people to donate, they’ll simply take what they want, like they’ve always done.

        They’ll just live in a bubble. They practically already do, for their own safety, because almost every person on the planet wants them dead, most with good reason (some just want to take their place).

      • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.ml
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        One day the crude biomass you call “the temple” will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

        But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

        • sadTruth@lemmy.hogru.ch
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          There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
          There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
          There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
          There is no certainty in flesh but death.
          --Credo Omnissiah
          

          The Automaticus

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      I’ve just had some -ectomies and ooooof that’s gonna do him in at his age. It went well when I was young and I still barely survived.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      20 hours ago

      Our one saving grace in this post truth, post experts aren’t Johnny with a 4 chan account world, is that these dictators are so fucking stupid. Let them think they could have multiple organs from multiple “donors”. Sad part is we might lose a doctor or two when the bad hit outside the park, was dropped.