They’re a company that own a tonne of local newspapers, and all their websites are incredibly shit. They’re really poorly optimised (although probably well optimised for adverts), the content always jumps about while the adverts load in and even the slightest hint of a diagonal scroll changes the current article to move onto the next one.
Also they publish utterly generic AI slop articles with lazy localisation applied (e.g. A Mother from {town} Couldn’t Believe The Item She Already Owns Count Do This!).
Do you mean just a screen capture of the website moving up and down? I can do that.
If you need to see a video including the actual finger, and “hot finger-sliding action” on the phone, then because of the UK Online Safety Act, I’ll need your passport, driving licence, a 3D model of your face, a photograph of the front door of your house and a sample of your skin.
Great website, just shows a blank page in my web browser
It’s a Reach site, even your browser hates it.
What’s that? My search results didn’t bring up anything relevant
They’re a company that own a tonne of local newspapers, and all their websites are incredibly shit. They’re really poorly optimised (although probably well optimised for adverts), the content always jumps about while the adverts load in and even the slightest hint of a diagonal scroll changes the current article to move onto the next one.
Also they publish utterly generic AI slop articles with lazy localisation applied (e.g. A Mother from {town} Couldn’t Believe The Item She Already Owns Count Do This!).
Move your finger up and down on the page and it will come.
You want me to wank the page?
Yes, but no splooge
It loads in Edge. Now I know why.
Can you film yourself doing it? For, er, science?
Do you mean just a screen capture of the website moving up and down? I can do that.
If you need to see a video including the actual finger, and “hot finger-sliding action” on the phone, then because of the UK Online Safety Act, I’ll need your passport, driving licence, a 3D model of your face, a photograph of the front door of your house and a sample of your skin.
Already in the post!
Usual address, thanks.