• Schmoo@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    Lmao no they gave us bags of flour that we were supposed to carry around and pretend was a baby. The metric for success was if we managed not to bust it open and spill flour everywhere.

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      2 days ago

      I would go the opposite route.

      Got a BBQ? Return the bag of flower as a literal pile of ash.

      “I…umm…really don’t think I’m fit for parenthood…”

      PSA: Careful, doing this IRL. It might explode. I would get nervous heating a whole bag of flour on a BBQ. Seems like maybe an explosion risk? Or perhaps I’m just being paranoid.

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        14 hours ago

        Flour is absolutely an explodey risk. The factories are prone to it. It’s a lot of dust in the air, goes boom easy, like creamer and such.

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          10 hours ago

          Loose flour in the air is a fire risk. A bag of flour on a grill is not. (It will burn but in a boring way)