Isn’t that like 4,000 years before the first records of coffee being prepared as a drink?
Edit: upon a little research, the tablet in the image is a version of the Instructions of Shuruppak. The oldest known copies we have, of which the depicted tablet is one, do indeed date back to around 2,600 BCE. However, the text is supposed to be the words of an ancient king given as advice to his son much earlier. In fact, the first part of the text is, “In those days, in those far remote days, in those nights, in those faraway nights, in those years, in those far remote years, at that time the wise one who knew how to speak in elaborate words lived in the Land.” The speaker is said to be the son of king Ubara-Tutu, who is mentioned on the Sumerian king list as having reigned for over 18,000 years prior to the great flood of Sumerian myth. We can’t really put any actual dates on that and have no archaeological evidence for basically anything relevant, but some archaeologists date it around some known localised flooding around 400 years earlier than the writing of this tablet
Anyway there’s nothing in there about coffee or even about the habits of The Youth These Days, but it does contain such pearls of ancient wisdom as “you make bad decisions when you are drunk” and “hurting yourself with an axe is bad actually”. There is a missing chunk that mentions beer and the god Ninkasi, herself associated with brewing and beer, so it’s possible that there was something about the flavouring of beer in that bit, but the trasnslation I’m looking at makes no mention of it
Thanks, I also couldn’t really believe this was real. A quick google search tells me
Ethiopia is widely considered to be the epicentre of where coffee came from. If you’ve ever googled “coffee history”, you will have come across the famous story of how coffee was discovered in Ethiopia by Kaldi, an Ethiopian goat herder, around 800 AD.
Isn’t that like 4,000 years before the first records of coffee being prepared as a drink?
Edit: upon a little research, the tablet in the image is a version of the Instructions of Shuruppak. The oldest known copies we have, of which the depicted tablet is one, do indeed date back to around 2,600 BCE. However, the text is supposed to be the words of an ancient king given as advice to his son much earlier. In fact, the first part of the text is, “In those days, in those far remote days, in those nights, in those faraway nights, in those years, in those far remote years, at that time the wise one who knew how to speak in elaborate words lived in the Land.” The speaker is said to be the son of king Ubara-Tutu, who is mentioned on the Sumerian king list as having reigned for over 18,000 years prior to the great flood of Sumerian myth. We can’t really put any actual dates on that and have no archaeological evidence for basically anything relevant, but some archaeologists date it around some known localised flooding around 400 years earlier than the writing of this tablet
Anyway there’s nothing in there about coffee or even about the habits of The Youth These Days, but it does contain such pearls of ancient wisdom as “you make bad decisions when you are drunk” and “hurting yourself with an axe is bad actually”. There is a missing chunk that mentions beer and the god Ninkasi, herself associated with brewing and beer, so it’s possible that there was something about the flavouring of beer in that bit, but the trasnslation I’m looking at makes no mention of it
https://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section5/tr561.htm
Edit again: also the original poster was joking
Thanks, I also couldn’t really believe this was real. A quick google search tells me
Ethiopia is widely considered to be the epicentre of where coffee came from. If you’ve ever googled “coffee history”, you will have come across the famous story of how coffee was discovered in Ethiopia by Kaldi, an Ethiopian goat herder, around 800 AD.
That guy was ahead of his time.
Thank you for saving me from diving in the hole.
Im assuming its referring to a different drink that isn’t common knowledge so its just funnier to call it coffee
It isn’t referring to anything of the sort though.