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Personally I would go for something subtler, like: “Lets just say theres a reason hes bragging about it and im not.”
Oldie but goodie
This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.
Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.
Risky, but satisfying
What do I do when I reject a girl so she tells everyone I tried to molest her?
No, because that acknowledges you thought he was good enough for you. Also, you’re lying, and no better than he is.
