Trump is “struggling to increase deportations to fulfill” his campaign promise of a million expulsions in his first year, The Wall Street Journal said. Despite aggressive tactics and high deportation quotas, his administration has averaged “about 660 a day, compared with 742 a day in 2024.”
The Department of Homeland Security said Monday it would give $1,000 and a plane ticket home to any undocumented immigrants who opted to “self-deport,” calling the “historic” offer a “dignified way to leave the U.S.” Migrants who register for “voluntary self-deportation” through the Customs and Border Protection app will be “deprioritized for detention and removal,” DHS said, so long as “they are making meaningful strides” toward their departure.
Be a shame if everyone filled the little fascist application with bogus nonsense
Or pretend to be immigrants going home, get a thousand bucks, go on vacay, and come home since you’re a white American with several generations and definitely live there
Although if they fingerprint or smth idk that might be a bit inconvenient. But if they don’t and you as a full fledged American have a similar looking illegal friend, take his papers, go abroad, he seeems to no longer be in the US, then return with your 1k.
None of that will obviously work disregard everything don’t try fucking around the borders you’ll get send to the SA Gulags
Oh totally agreed, don’t mess with the border peeps cause you won’t have due process or any help